Muhamed
2006-10-28, 06:25 AM
1. They got off the Titanic first.
2. They can scare male bosses with
the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for them.
4. They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. They make no fashion faux pas, could never rival the Speedo.
6. They don't have to pass gas to amuse themselves.
7. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. They can congratulate their teammate
without ever touching her rear end.
9. They never have to reach down every so often
to make sure their privates are still there.
10. They have the ability to dress themselves.
11. They can talk to the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked
12. If they marry someone 20 years younger,
they are aware that they will look like an idiot.
13. They will never regret piercing their ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.
15. They can make comments about how silly men are in our presence
because we aren't listening anyway.
hahahahahah
2. They can scare male bosses with
the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for them.
4. They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. They make no fashion faux pas, could never rival the Speedo.
6. They don't have to pass gas to amuse themselves.
7. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. They can congratulate their teammate
without ever touching her rear end.
9. They never have to reach down every so often
to make sure their privates are still there.
10. They have the ability to dress themselves.
11. They can talk to the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked
12. If they marry someone 20 years younger,
they are aware that they will look like an idiot.
13. They will never regret piercing their ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.
15. They can make comments about how silly men are in our presence
because we aren't listening anyway.
hahahahahah